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Help! My web-site team is trying to RUIN ME. [29 Jun 2006|10:52pm]

howardtuttleman
[ mood | enraged ]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! AAAARRRRRRRRR!!!! Have you seen what they've done to me!? Have you SEEN IT? I JUST saw it. Remember how I said I trained with my new-trainer, Rudy Perrero last-week? Remember that? Well 616-Studios (my web-site team) took it upon themselves to edit one AMAZING training-session into some sort of.....ATTACK on Howard Tuttleman. They didn't ask me for ANY input about what footage I wanted on the video, and just showed some really awful career-damaging scenes of me. And they doctored-it-up to make it look like I wasn't in-control. I WAS IN COMPLETE CONTROL. Click on this to SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE: ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KxEJfNdB8A

 I need the help of my-fans more than I have ever needed it. I'm going to make a list of all of the culprits involved in this video. I'm going to briefly list the ways they have wronged-me. Then I need YOU people to vote on who gets fired from 616-Studios. Please post all comments on my "comments-section" on myspace, or in the comments on my BLOG-page. Tell me WHO needs to be fired, and why. There are jobs are at stake, so please take this VERY seriously. Feel-free to get your friends and family to join-in and vote too. I'm sorry it had to come to this, but I MUST make an example out of one of these guys. Here's my list. 1. Josh- While you barely see or hear him, Josh sure wasn't doing anything to help. He was being very quiet the whole time, so maybe he was pondering all of the ways to RUIN me. 2. Bosco- It was obvious that Bosco wasn't looking-out for my safety the entire time. He ignored me every-time I called for a medic or for security. Then he goes and plays dumb. Also I have a feeling that he is the master-mind behind editing all of the corny-music and the uneccessary slow-motion. 3. Marcus- Marcus was extremely un-helpful. Not only that, but he was being extra-difficult. A true smart-alec. Did you hear him say "Howard, whatever you're doing, I don't want to do it"!? Did you hear him jump up-and-down for joy when I hurt my face? Did you hear him insinuate that he wanted to throw me to the ground!? Pay attention, people! 4. Rudy Perrero- Is this guy really what you would consider a "personal-trainer"? I didn't think so either. He didn't do anything but give me funny-looks ALL night. Hello! He also hurt my face! Did you SEE THAT? Then he repeatedly refuses to work with me! And I have to PAY this guy to train me! 5. The French-Man- Did he GET enough ridiculous close-ups!? Could he have made it ANY harder to under-stand what he was saying!? Not to mention....NOT TO MENTION, why the HECK did he feel the need to step AWAY from his ONE SIMPLE DUTY (running a camera) and physically ASSULT ME!? Well that's my list, guys. Get to your virtual voting-booths (my comment page or my BLOG-comment page) and begin deciding the fate of one of these "loyal-workers". Heck, vote for 2 or 3 of them if you'd like. Make-sure to leave your reasons with your vote so I can rub-it-in the face of the guys that gets fired. Later.

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[05 Nov 2005|11:28am]

urabeast
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all are welcome.
thanks!
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[24 Sep 2005|12:42am]

themoondulled
Who's with me when I say...Rita and Katrina are bitch sisters, GO BACK TO HADES, YOU FUCKERS.


God. Who's sick of hurricanes? OH! ME! ME!

LK
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[11 Sep 2005|01:42am]

themoondulled
HAHA so on thursday, I had a guy at my school actually come up to me and say "marraige IS one man and one woman!" and the first thing I thought was Trey Stephens saying, "arguing that with Lauren is like arguing with a brick wall. You can't win." And I won. He had nothing to say.
I win at life.

So do you.
Start posting.

LK
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school [19 Aug 2005|05:34pm]

themoondulled
has it been treating everyone well?
I WANT EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU to respond.
<333333

school's lame and people are mean but i'm T-U-F-F. and i know some awesome people to counteract and overrule.
bam.

LK
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[07 Aug 2005|05:16am]

howardtuttleman
Hello, my name is Howard Tuttleman. I'm here on special business today. I am gathering a group of like-minded people to show support to NOT watch the Star-Wars movies. If you are interested in the movement please go to my web-site for more details. http://www.howardtuttleman.com

Maybe we could discuss how Star-Wars is such an AMAZING story that it can NOT be captured by film and should be left to the imagination. Here's my stance:

Okay, just relax you Star Wars-movie-viewing cult. You are probably ready to jump down my throat, so just calm down. I am pretty mad right now too. You see, when I was younger I never happened to catch The Star Wars like so many of you did. Sure, I was aware of it quite a bit, and had heard OF it a lot. As a kid there were plenty of times when bullys would punish me whith wiffle-bats that they pretended were light-sabers, and I would always get drafted to play a Speeder-biker or an Ewok when everyone else got to be main-characters. Obviously these things left a bad taste in my mouth about the Star Wars. I started getting my parents to buy me the action-figures and vehicles, and that brought plenty of kids over to my house, and people THOUGHT I had seen it because I had quite a collection.

So when I finally saw some of the novels at the library, I gave-in and picked up the first in the series. It completely captivated me and made me realize exactly what was going on, and I didn't even HAVE to see the movie. I moved on to the next 2 books shortly after, and now reading them has become a yearly tradition for me. I was enthralled by the Socio-Political struggles and the in-depth character building so much in fact that I began to realize something. That something truly this special would be significantly weakened by condensing them into 3 ridiculously short Hollywood-style movies. The concept of these movies is just laughable to me that they would even TRY something like this. I therefore established "The Star Wars Movie Boycott Movement".

You see, when I read the novels I have very vivid pictures of what certain space-ships, monsters or planets look like, and the best part is that I can imagine whatever actors I want playing the main-characters. I obviously imagine myself as Luke because I feel that I really capture the character well (especially in the 3rd book). My best picks for the other characters is how I visualize Han-Solo as being Patrick Swayze. He has that dashing charisma that the character MUST have. I imagine Darth-Vader's voice as this guy Lance I know who is a real bully-type just like the character. Another one I have is harder to explain but I will try. I chose my dog Morris to be Chewbacca, but now he is 8 feet tall and can stand on 2 legs. If an element of the story is too hard to imagine, that is the ONLY time I will accept an out-side influence and refer to my action-figures.

Do you see what I'm doing here? I am able to personalize the story, whereas you can only imagine it how the movie tells you it is. I can now enjoy the story far more, and on so many more levels than you can. In conclusion, I know that quite a few of you have seen these movies, so I guess it's too late for you to imagine what is actually possible. The people I am trying to get through to are the people that are looking up this DVD because they don't know if they should see it or not. The answer is NO. Buy the books instead, and save yourself a ton of money in the proccess, and imagine it how YOU want to. Not greedy Hollywood movie-makers.
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Does anyone like documentaries? [19 Jul 2005|05:14am]

howardtuttleman
Ok, I'm going to ask for some help here. I would like you to discuss my movie. I had my film crew make a documentary for me, but I think it's garbage. Usualy I don't really watch documentaries, so I'm not sure how to rate it. I was wondering if you good people of the internet would like to watch my videos and rate them for me. After watching the finished product I immediatly wanted my main media-servant Bosco to take the footage DOWN, but his phone is off, so I decided I might as well get some input before I REALLY cut off his head. Please let me know what you think. The footage is in the video section of my website at http://www.howardtuttleman.com Later.
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[12 Jul 2005|06:12pm]

themoondulled
mother of god.
i just saw a bulletin on myspace.
Subject- "DON'T BUY NEW PEPSI CANS!:
Message- "DON'T BUY PEPSI IN THE NEW CAN!

Don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building, and the Pledge of Allegiance on them. However, Pepsi left out two little words on the pledge, "Under God." Pepsi said they didn't want to offend anyone. In that case, we don't want to offend anyone at the Pepsi corporate office, either. So if we don't buy any Pepsi product, they will not be offended when they don't receive our money that has the words "In God We Trust" on it.
"


That's just ridiculous. Just buy the stupid Pepsi. If you want a Pepsi, DRINK IT. They're not trying to start shit, they just want to make it a universal drink. Pepsi's for everyone.
I never thought I'd see the day that a soft drink would cause pandemonium among the religions.

LK.
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[07 Jul 2005|12:00am]

themoondulled
So obviously rating communities are retarded... SO JOIN OURS!



WE'RE TOTALLY R0B0!!111!!
Are you r0b0 enough?


(p.s. apply, its a silly thing.)

LK.
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Internet stalkers [24 Jun 2005|06:30pm]

howardtuttleman
Has anyone ever been HOUNDED by someone online? I need help. Any suggestions?
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[12 Jun 2005|10:35pm]

heartsr4squares
The song lyric that most honestly and vividly sums up the youth of today.
I'll go first:

I want a lover I don't have to love.
~Bright Eyes
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Star Wars (I just don't see the point) [10 Jun 2005|01:05am]

howardtuttleman
Okay, just relax you Star Wars-movie-viewing cult. You are probably ready to jump down my throat, so just calm down. I am pretty mad right now too. You see, when I was younger I never happened to catch The Star Wars like so many of you did. Sure, I was aware of it quite a bit, and had heard OF it a lot. As a kid there were plenty of times when bullys would punish me whith wiffle-bats that they pretended were light-sabers, and I would always get drafted to play a Speeder-biker or an Ewok when everyone else got to be main-characters. Obviously these things left a bad taste in my mouth about the Star Wars. I started getting my parents to buy me the action-figures and vehicles, and that brought plenty of kids over to my house, and people THOUGHT I had seen it because I had quite a collection.

So when I finally saw some of the novels at the library, I gave-in and picked up the first in the series. It completely captivated me and made me realize exactly what was going on, and I didn't even HAVE to see the movie. I moved on to the next 2 books shortly after, and now reading them has become a yearly tradition for me. I was enthralled by the Socio-Political struggles and the in-depth character building so much in fact that I began to realize something. That something truly this special would be significantly weakened by condensing them into 3 ridiculously short Hollywood-style movies. The concept of these movies is just laughable to me that they would even TRY something like this. I therefore established "The Star Wars Movie Boycott Movement".

You see, when I read the novels I have very vivid pictures of what certain space-ships, monsters or planets look like, and the best part is that I can imagine whatever actors I want playing the main-characters. I obviously imagine myself as Luke because I feel that I really capture the character well (especially in the 3rd book). My best picks for the other characters is how I visualize Han-Solo as being Patrick Swayze. He has that dashing charisma that the character MUST have. I imagine Darth-Vader's voice as this guy Lance I know who is a real bully-type just like the character. Another one I have is harder to explain but I will try. I chose my dog Morris to be Chewbacca, but now he is 8 feet tall and can stand on 2 legs. If an element of the story is too hard to imagine, that is the ONLY time I will accept an out-side influence and refer to my action-figures.

Do you see what I'm doing here? I am able to personalize the story, whereas you can only imagine it how the movie tells you it is. I can now enjoy the story far more, and on so many more levels than you can. In conclusion, I know that quite a few of you have seen these movies, so I guess it's too late for you to imagine what is actually possible. The people I am trying to get through to are the people that are looking up this DVD because they don't know if they should see it or not. The answer is NO. Buy the books instead, and save yourself a ton of money in the proccess, and imagine it how YOU want to. Not greedy Hollywood movie-makers. Join me in "The Star Wars Movie Boycott Movement" if you want to realize the true power of the Trilogy. Soon you will be able to actually sign up for it on my web-site. Later.
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i suppose this is to the guys... [03 Jun 2005|01:10pm]

sxybaby226
[ mood | hopeful ]

Whats a good way to get your boy friend to tell you what he truly thinks of you? Like..anything hes noticed thats bad about your body (not that he necesarily has a problem with it..hes noticed it though) like if you have celulite or something or flabby hips idk anything.

Pleaaase?

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A long overdo question: [27 May 2005|10:31pm]

heartsr4squares
What does it take to be happy with who you are?
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Dead? [16 Apr 2005|11:43pm]

boldsilence
[ mood | desperate ]

Well, this community has been sort of dead lately, so I figured I might try and resurect it?

Gay marriage?
Go!

I for one say all for it.
I think...

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Baby Boomers [11 Apr 2005|10:21am]

katuna
Many of us who are in our 20 and 30's have to deal with something life hasn't prepared us for. Our parents are passing away. Not from sudden trama, but from illness associated with old age.

Even though we view our parents as young, they are still reaching that age when illness plays a large factor.

So, how do we deal with the aging of our parents? Thoughts?
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[05 Apr 2005|07:31pm]

heartsr4squares
Where is the line between overprotective in good parenting? How much is too much?

Before you say anything, think about parenting your own kids. I think this is difficult to say. I'm asking because I have (for the second time in my life) been told by a friend that their mother doesn't trust me. Her mother is not letting her drive when she's with me (her father has to take her and pick her up) and she is not aloud to come over to my house anymore. I sort of understand where the woman is coming from, but I'm not supposed to know about this so I can't even discuss it with the woman. Okay, so that was completely pointless in the conversation but discuss anyway.

Your loving community creator,
Miriam
From her new name.
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[04 Apr 2005|07:02pm]

anticharm
Inane, yet potentially inflammatory topic of discussion:

A. The age of consent is 18 in California. If you're over 21 and have sex with a minor (under 18), it constitutes statutory rape, but below what age would it make you a pedophile?

B. The age of consent in Canada is 14.

1, 2, 3, Discuss!
3, 2, 1, Contact!
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[15 Mar 2005|08:53pm]

themoondulled
So, this community is dead.
Miriam and I haven't been keeping up with it, obviously.
Maybe we'll do something about that soon.

Maybe.

m'kay.

LK.

P.S. rosenduger's birthday is on friday, be sure to tell him happy birthday. or i'll eat you.
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[08 Mar 2005|11:58am]

enchanted_xs_os
[ mood | curious ]

1. Have you ever been terrified?
2. What caused your fear?
3. If you couldn't answer number two how would you feel? What would you do?

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